You Couldn't Make This Global Warming Stuff Up!

As I read daily updates about states, counties and cities passing financially burdensome laws with the aim of curbing global warming, I become more and more amazed that the people who dreamed up the whole, "Man is creating global warming" theory actually got away with it.

They took two things that science can't prove have anything to do with each other and presented it as a fact that one was causing the other.

And people bought it.

Not only did they buy it, it's costing American citizens millions of dollars.

I find it hilarious when gullible morons get fleeced by politically correct do-gooders, but when laws that make everyone suffer financially are passed, it is cause for alarm. Especially in the trying economic times we face today.

Say I get together with a bunch of scientists who claim walking on Tuesday will eventually kill you.

Sounds far fetched, but because there is no evidence indicating man is causing global warming, those of you who believe it without question would surely believe something like walking on Tuesday is deadly.

Sure hundreds of scientists come out and say you can't link walking on Tuesday and death. But they can't prove it. No one has ever made a conscious decision to stop walking on Tuesday and everyone eventually dies.

As more and more people come to believe there is a correlation between deaths and walking on Tuesday, laws would have to be passed making it possible to go about our daily routine on Tuesday without putting one foot in front of the other.

Motorized scooters and padded mats that make crawling to your desk easy on the knees are just the beginning.

And of course everyone can't be expected to purchase their own motorized scooters and padded mats, therefore the bill will go the taxpayers, i.e., motorized scooters and padded mats are on the rich!

Also, each and every scientist who claims that walking on Tuesday is not detrimental to ones health faces tremendous scorn, and in some cases, receives death threats.

That really happens to scientists who conclude there is no correlation between man and global warming. The global warming freaks, who deride faith-based teaching in schools, also deride scientists who don't buy into the "Global warming is caused by man" theory; a theory based solely on faith.

So if you do accept the non-scientifically backed assertion that global warming is caused by man, you probably want to change your, "If you are of a certain ideology I will believe any words that come out of your mouth," stance, because the people you trust may eventually take advantage of your naiveté.

But don't worry; walking on Tuesday is perfectly healthy.

But I'm sure you'll still want to check with Al Gore.