When you closely examine the policies of former President George W. Bush, you discover that he's a pretty liberal guy. In fact, he and the Democrats have a lot in common.
Let's look at some of the truly progressive things President George W. Bush did while in the White House. He gave more to Africa than anyone in the history of humanity, spent taxpayer money like it was going out of style, all but promised to go down to the border and escort illegal immigrants into America with a heartfelt, "Howdy y'all - stay as long as ya want now!".
He is a liberal in so many ways, yet liberals hated him...
Why?
It had to be because of the color of his skin.
They couldn't handle a white man in the White House!
You Dems might be tempted to argue that you fundamentally disagree with many of former President Bush's policies, but conservatives, who have always frowned upon socialism, are in the same boat.
A year before President Obama was even a candidate, if you would have asked a conservative for their reaction to the next president passing a huge stimulus package, attempting to cram universal healthcare down the throats of Americans, and filling the White House with radical czars, some of whom are admitted communists, the conservative would have most assuredly flipped their lid, despite the fact that their was NO mention of race.
But if icons such as Jimmy Carter say that conservatives who criticize President Obama are racists, then Jimmy Carter is a racist for criticizing President Bush, because anyone who criticizes anyone is only doing so because of skin color.
Since nobody can be for lower taxes and higher taxes, we're all racists.
Ah, but, according to you liberals, minorities can't be racists, because, based on your definition of racism, they lack the power.
So only white people can be racists, and since President Carter disagrees with African-Americans such as Clarence Thomas and RNC Head Michael Steele, it means he is a flat-out, unadulterated racist human being.
Throughout history, while minorities, such as Hispanic Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, have been praised for saying people belonging to their own race are better than white people; all white people who have made racially insensitive statements regarding minorities have been terminated by their employers or forced to resign. See Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder and Al Campanis.
Therefore all whites should immediately receive their walking papers and minorities should be the only individuals left employed. Of course that would leave a lot of jobs that needed filling, which could easily be done using illegal immigrants.
White people could survive on what minorities in government (since Congressperson is a job, no Caucasian should be allowed to represent the people of America) deem necessary in the form of welfare.
It sure is a shame we will no longer get to see Peyton Manning hurl the football around on Sunday, Tom Cruise smash a few heads in his latest blockbuster, or Britney Spears bust a move on stage...
On second thought, maybe this new America won't be so bad.
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