We'll All Be Racists in 2012

Unless President Barack Obama makes a dramatic turn to the right, it appears he will no longer occupy the White House come January 2013.

Between Election Day and the glorious afternoon he departs the Oval Office and returns to his police station bombing and "US of KKK" spewing friends, anyone who didn't vote for Mr. Obama will be branded a vile racist.

Even those who voted for his majesty in 2008 but elected to make a responsible decision in 2012 will be labeled a racist. Those on the left will claim these turncoats didn't like to see an African-American man making policies that impacted their lives after all.

Mr. Obama's unpopularity will have not resulted from his desperate attempt to pass legislation the American people vehemently oppose, those on the left will claim.

Healthcare reform is the first piece of legislation that comes to mind...

Obama says that citizens of the United States didn't like the process, but, despite what the polls say, remain ardent supporters of the healthcare bills passed by the House and Senate. As if the American people are declaring, "We love the finished product and think it would greatly improve our lives, but because of the way in which it was drawn up, we don't support its passage and wish to continue living in misery."

It'd be like New Orleans Saints fans saying they can't support their Super Bowl winning football team because the General Manager relied too heavily on free agency instead of building his squad through the NFL Draft.

Obama said he'd rather be a great one-term president than a lousy two-term president. In his mind he'll have been a great one-term president even though he pushed through legislation the majority of Americans overwhelmingly opposed.

The media will agree with former President Obama and therefore come to the conclusion that the only reason Americans didn't support his re-election bid was because they simply couldn't stand to see a black man in office for eight years.

The history books will be written with the express purpose of portraying Mr. Obama as one of the greatest men to reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. They'll declare that the backwards sections of our country simply weren't ready to listen to an African-American man give orders even though these messianic orders were in the best interest of every American except the fat cats on Wall Street.

Despite it being obvious that the majority of Americans opposed his far left policies, thus leading to his downfall, his supporters will cry racism. Refusing to give a single inch will also have played a roll in his short stint in Washington, though the media will cry racism. Lying about how those in the rival party offered no alternatives other than the status quo will have proven costly as well, though the intellectuals will cry racism.

The liberal media agree with every Obama proposal and anyone who doesn't share their far left view is simply being disagreeable because they despise people who look different.

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