Evil: There are few actions worse than baselessly labeling someone a racist. Liberals accuse all Obama critics of horrific bigotry. They somehow blame racism on Obama's stubborn unwillingness to release a copy of his birth certificate until he'd been in office over two years. No criticism of Obama policies are rooted in racism, yet liberals claim every word of opposition is based on KKK talking points. Liberals pretend, "It makes me sad our children will be riddled with so much debt," is code for, "I do declare, we've got to get that black man out of the White House. In a civilized nation, it is only proper for people of color to domestically serve those of us blessed with pale skin."
Talentless: Liberal "comedians" such as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart have made millions of dollars saying unfunny things like, "conservatives make Forrest Gump look like Albert Einstein," to thunderous laughter and massive applause. The key to a successful stand-up comedy career is not quality of joke, rather the amount of liberal propaganda you can squeeze into an hour set. Against articulate conservatives, liberals lose every debate. Therefore, instead of being challenged, most leftists would rather watch a comedian stand before them and spew familiar ignorance.
Weak: Wimpy adults such as Super Size Me director Morgan Spurlock aren't man enough to live in a world in which they're able to think and make decisions for themselves. Instead of walking by a McDonalds and deciding against entering, they drop to the concrete and weep because "to open the door, or not to open the door," is a dilemma left up to them. "No, it's too hard," they cry. "Removing the Golden Arches forever is the only way my kind can remain physically fit! Don't allow responsible people the choice to enter sporadically, prevent us all from ever stepping foot inside! Better yet, make McDonalds serve only healthy food no one wants to eat so my desire to enter will go away and I can therefore tell myself I am full of willpower."
Submissive: Most liberals aren't happy with President Barack Obama, yet refuse to remove every aspect of their lives from his hands. If Mr. Obama tells his supporters he's transporting them to a secluded compound where they will eventually be castrated, and then forced to drink tainted grape Flavor-Aid until they keel over, these Democrats and moderate Republicans will perhaps complain a smidge, maybe while in line awaiting the order to drop their pants, but would eventually allow their knife-wielding-betters to alter their nether-region. "I don't think drinking this poison will lead to us shedding our vessels before boarding a luxury spaceship headed to a liberal utopia, but it's better than anything the Republicans are proposing. You should hear the GOP criticize Obama's gonad-removing-then-travelling-to-an-all-socialist-planet plan. What a bunch of racists."
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