As we approach the 2012 Presidential Campaign, I have a strong feeling Mr. Obama and his minions are sitting around a large mahogany table dreaming up lies they'll soon feed American citizens who, "just don't have the time to follow politics."
Because he promised the moon and stars, everyone assumed he was going to do exactly what they wanted him to do: close Gitmo, stop drone attacks, issue an executive order legalizing gay marriage throughout the United States, and get the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan completely.
Let's say your first priority in 2008 was voting for a man who would close the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay. Candidate Obama said, "I will bring hope and change this country so desperately needs," which made you think an "out of business" sign was on its way to Cuba.
Because Mr. Obama failed so many of you, who somehow believed a political philosophy unbreakably connected you, what can he now say to convince you 2013-2017 will be the four years during which your political dreams finally come true?
The media has been in campaign mode since the 2010 midterm elections. Recently on a supposedly unbiased news website were listed headlines regarding early GOP stumbles, the smoking habit of new Republican Speaker John Boehner, and how a random conservative pseudo-celebrity has publicly deemed Sarah Palin "un-presidential". They also ran headlines about how Barack Obama was focused on economic growth and had taken a page from Bill Clinton by moving to the center. This was only a couple weeks after running nonstop stories regarding Mr. Obama's historically productive lame duck session in which journalists claim he completely redeemed himself after two years of struggles.
More than ever before, the media will enter their offices every morning with a, "what can we do to ensure the reelection of President Barack Obama," attitude.
Will you be convinced by two simple words: "He's Clinton."? Or will they need to expand by claiming that Mr. Obama is Clinton sans marital baggage? "Mr. Obama's presidency has mirrored Mr. Clinton's, but Mr. Obama is actually better because he's a true family man. Mr. Obama would never have any reason to lie to a grand jury. Like Bill Clinton, Mr. Obama has moved to the center. Unlike Bill Clinton, Mr. Obama is nice to Hillary."
He's uber-Clinton.
If the Obama campaign, as well as members of the media, continues asserting that Mr. Clinton and Mr. Obama are basically twins, then no ignorant voter will be required to learn a single piece of information regarding the state of the world. All they'll need to say, if asked why Mr. Obama earned their vote, is that he's uber-Clinton. "Clinton was too liberal at first, and then, after losses by Congressional Democrats, he moderated. The next six years were heaven on earth. Things are shaping up about the same, only this time we won't have to deal with blue dresses, cigars, or voluptuous interns we're too ashamed to tell anyone we find smoking hot."
The uber-Clinton angle makes certain every ignorant voter will have their talking point and therefore come off as enlightened.
Loyal lackeys of Obama are hopeful you're still dumb enough to believe that the vapid rhetoric that will undoubtedly spew from the mouth of a campaigning President Obama translates to, "If you vote for me, I'll do exactly what you want. Seriously, it'll be just like you're in the White House."
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