How Can You Hate America and Not Be Un-American?

Wo, hold on there (insert name of any radical left-winged loon; whether it be Democratic pundit, Hollywood celebrity, or mainstream media personality)! You criticize everything America does and wish we were more like our European "allies," yet, according to you, you are not "un-American."

Not only that, you are deeply offended at the suggestion you are rabidly anti-United States.

I know your thinking is backward, but it's hard to believe even you can assert that you love America.

After all, I don't think this country was founded by brave men and women who held two party talks with the British until the Red Coats decided to leave America and return to the Mother Country.

You'll have to excuse some conservatives who don't think you're pro-American because you openly state that there are hundreds of countries whose policies you favor over ours.

"I like Dr. Pepper the best; followed by RC Cola, A&W Root Beer, Pepsi and then Coke. But don't you dare try and insinuate that I am not pro-Coke, because I love Coke very much; I just want to change its formula so that it tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper, but you can't equate that with anything other than true love for Coke."

It sounds pretty absurd when you put it like that, but it's exactly how the radical left think: "We love America; now what’s the most effective way to go about changing everything about it."

Now, I'm not saying I don’t have a problem with Barack Obama's plan to drastically change the way things are done in America. You can bet I will be the first to throw a fit if there comes a time I can't go to the doctor of my choice because "ObamaCare" mandates I see a doctor who got his PhD from the Guatemala School of Medicine.

But the difference between you and me is that I want things in America to be the way our forefathers envisioned, while you want America to be like the country we defeated for our independence. England isn't as horrible as some of the other European countries, but you get the idea.

So, (insert name of any radical left-winged loon; whether it be Democratic pundit, Hollywood celebrity, or mainstream media personality), the next time you talk about how much you loathe this country and everything it stands for, think about the fact that it is exactly the same way I feel about you, and I don't think you'd consider me pro-(insert name of any radical left-winged loon; whether it be Democratic pundit, Hollywood celebrity, or mainstream media personality).