Let's Pretend Barack Obama Doesn't Win

I know the liberal talking points insist the United States is in such great turmoil that a Democrat taking the White House in 2008 is inevitable.

But, just for my amusement, let's say Barack Obama doesn't win the 2008 Presidential Election. Because if McCain is somehow victorious in the election I can't wait to hear your attempt to try and woo Hillary Clinton back to the forefront.

Barack Obama won the nomination because of the extreme far left wing of the Democratic Party, and a loss to John McCain will mean, by the end of McCain's first term, the only Democrat who will have occupied the White House in 32 years is a member of the Clinton family.

You Dems finally found a couple that Americans will actually vote for and you're not smart enough to nominate the one remaining who is still eligible to represent your party in the general election!

I know you Democrats control Congress and therefore it's a given that Obama will be victorious. But do you realize the only reason you control Washington is because the American people are too chicken to understand we're in a real war and have to face terrorism head on, i.e. wage war against the terrorists?

Obama won the nomination because of the far left; if he loses Democrats will be forced to come to grips with the fact that far left people can't get elected in general elections.

It's not that difficult to comprehend: A Clinton one once, a Clinton can win again.

It's kind of like a plain Jane who starts dating a guy out of her league. He lavishes attention on her and gives her confidence. Then she thinks to herself, "If this guy likes me, they'll all like me, therefore I must be able to find someone better looking and richer." Then the girl breaks up with the boy and spends the rest of her life alone, all the while regretting her decision.

Republicans know when we've got something good.

Even though George H.W. Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton we Republicans were smart enough to realize that people would vote for a member of the Bush family for President and nominated George W. Bush in 2000. Guess what? He won.

Unfortunately you moderate Democrats aren't influential enough to make sure your party nominates someone with a chance to win.

Oh wait, sorry, for the time being I have to pretend Barack Obama will win the general election because those on the far left are absolutely certain this will be the case.

But in the event Obama loses, or the election is "stolen" from him, you need to create a sales pitch that would convince her to run again in 2012.

Here's my idea.

"Hillary you are our god. Like Eve eating of the apple we shamefully doubted your wisdom and infinite knowledge. We were worshipping a false idol. As the Christian God does, we ask you to forgive us of our sin. We will never again doubt your power. As soon as your beautiful and talented daughter Chelsea turns 35 we will of course nominate her, provided she keeps her maiden name. After her terms are up we will nominate her husband, provided he hyphenates his last name where it reads something like Doug Smith-Clinton or even Doug Clinton-Smith. Please, we will do whatever we need to make this right. We love you, Hillary Clinton, and we were wrong for ever wavering in our devotion to you."

Whatever it is, Democrats, it better be sincere and it better show just how sick you are that you pissed off the people responsible for stopping "Democrat President" from becoming an oxy-moron.